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Beyond the Skipper: How a Single Tanker Seizure Expands America’s Sanctions Power at Sea

Why a Single Venezuelan Tanker Seizure Could Reshape How America Uses Sanctions at Sea The quiet seizure of a Venezuelan crude oil tanker, the Skippe...

Sarah Johnson

12/12/2025

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A Week of Missiles: What America’s Shortfall Really Reveals About a U.S.–China War

America’s Missile Shortfall Is Really an Industrial Strategy Crisis Warnings that the United States could run out of key long‑range missiles “after r...

Sarah Johnson

12/9/2025

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Iran’s Missile Drills Near Persian Gulf: Unpacking the Strategic Signals and Regional Stakes

Iran's Missile Drills in the Persian Gulf: A Strategic Signal Amid Regional TurbulenceIran’s recent ballistic and cruise missile exercises near the Pe...

Sarah Johnson

12/6/2025

6 min

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Trump’s Vision for Syria’s Prosperity: A Strategic Pivot with Deep Regional Implications

Opening Analysis President Donald Trump’s recent comments emphasizing the importance of safeguarding Syria’s "evolution into a prosperous state" carry...

Sarah Johnson

12/3/2025

7 min

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Why Maduro’s Appeal to OPEC Highlights Venezuela’s Deepening Isolation and Economic Collapse

Opening AnalysisVenezuela’s escalating crisis is epitomized by President Nicolás Maduro’s recent plea to OPEC for assistance amid mounting U.S. sancti...

Sarah Johnson

12/3/2025

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Taiwan's $40 Billion Defense Boost: Strategic Resolve Amid Rising China Threat

Opening AnalysisTaiwan's recent unveiling of a $40 billion supplemental defense budget over the next decade marks a bold escalation in its efforts to ...

Sarah Johnson

12/3/2025